Pizza Menu
13" Hand Tossed Pizza!
Also available: 10" Cauliflower Crust (gluten-free) and vegan cheese/red sauce (dairy free)
Red Sauce Pizza
Hand tossed dough topped with our premium red sauce!
White Sauce Pizza
White sauce made with Ricotta, Olive Oil, Garlic, and Basil
Specialty Pizzas
13" Hand-Tossed MaD Combinations
Malocchio
Red Sauce; Salami, Ham, Capicola, and Pepperoni; & Mozzarella
Feed Your Head
Red Sauce; Drunken Mushrooms and Crumble Sausage: & Mozzarella
White Rabbit
White Sauce; Black Olives, Drunken Mushrooms, Red/Orange/ Yellow Sweet Peppers, and Shaved Parmesan; & Mozzarella
Supreme-ly Daft
Red Sauce; Pepperoni, Sausage, Black Olives, Red Onions, and Red/Orange/ Yellow Sweet Peppers; & Mozzarella
The Cajun Carnival
Red sauce; Red Onions, Red/Orange/ Yellow Sweet Peppers, and Andouille Sausage; & mozzarella
The White Buffalo
White Sauce; Shredded Chicken Breast and Buffalo Sauce; & Mozzarella with Sour Cream/Buffalo Sauce Swirls
Taco Loco
Refried Beans; Seasoned Ground Turkey, Tortilla Chips, and Black Olives; Cheddar Jack; & Romaine, Salsa, Tortilla Chips, and Sour Cream
Brunch Pie
Corned Beef Hash; Crumbled Sausage and Red Onion; Cheddar Jack and Mozzarella; Three Eggs with Bacon
Dillirium Pickle Pie
Roasted Garlic Butter; Wavy Cut Dill Pickles, House White Sauce Dollops, and Shaved Parmesan; & Mozzarella
Gluten Free or Dairy Free Options
Upgrade to a CauliCrust or our Vegan Cheese/Sauce
10" Cauliflower Crust (GF) Pizza
Upcharge to replace our hand tossed crust (available for most pizzas).
*toppings extra
13" Hand Tossed Dough w/o Dairy
Plant based cheese and our modified House Red Sauce.
*toppings extra
Toppings for 13" Pizza
Meats, veggies, and other fresh toppings.
Red Onions, Black Olives, or Jalapeños (fresh, never pickled)!
Red,Orange, & Yellow Sweet Peppers
Fresh, USA Sweet Peppers!
Drunken Mushroom
House Mushrooms sautéed in one of our hand-crafted beers.
Single Meat
Choose 1: Ham, Salami, Capicola or Pepperoni
Premium Meats
Choose 1: Crumble Sausage, Andouille Sausage, Taco Turkey, Seasoned Chicken
Double Toppings
Choose Any 2: R/O/Y Peppers, Salami, Ham, Capicola, Pepperoni, Red Onions, Black Olives, Jalapenos
Baked Appetizers!
Baked in Our Convection Oven; Never Fried!
OuRoBOrOs Onion Rings
Dusted with Parm. and Parsley. Served with Heinz 57.
Jalapeño Poppers
Dusted with Parm. and Parsley. Served with Organic Salsa.
Maniacal Mozzarella Stix
Dusted with Parm. and Parsley. Served with House Red Sauce.
Mac-N-Cheese Bites
Dusted with Parm. and Parsley. Served with House Red Sauce.
Jalapeño Hushpuppies
Dusted with Parm. and Parsley. Served with Sweet and Spicy Sauce.
Baked Nachos
White Corn Tortillas baked w/ jalapeño, red onion, black olives, and Cheddar Jack. Served with a side of Organic Salsa.
Distraught Tots
Potato Barrels baked with cheddar jack, red onion, jalapeño, & bacon. Finished with organic salsa, sour cream, and more cheddar jack.
Soft Drinks
Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Soft Drinks
Pepsi, Sunkist, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Diet
Polar Sparkling Water
Ruby Red Grapefruit, Black Cherry, Lime, Cranberry Lime, Mandarin
Honest Kids Juice Box
Lemonade, Fruit Punch, Apple, Grape
Wine and Canned Cocktails
Red, Whites, and Sparkling Alcoholic Beverages
Cabernet Sauvignon
Broadside, Paso Robles (2017)
Sangria
Capriccio, Watermelon Sangria
Chardonnay
Bogle Vineyards CA (2017)
Moscato
Corvo Wines, Terre Siciliane (2018)
Sauvignon Blanc
Hess Select, North Coast (2018)
Prosecco Cuvee
Zonin 1821 Italy
Sparkling Vodka
Two Chicks, Elderflower/Pear
Sparkling Paloma
Two Chicks, Tequila/Grapefruit
Sparkling Vodka
Two Chicks, Peach/Cucmber Tea/Thyme
Tequila Lime
Onda, Sparkling Tequila Lime Canned Cocktail
Choco Chiller
BuzzBallz
Pineapple Colada Chiller
BuzzBallz
Coming Soon
We are working to bring you more great things like
House-made Sodas and Nitrogenized Cold Brew Coffee!
We operate on a scratch menu that changes based on availability, seasonality, or our mood. All items are available while supplies last. We use fresh ingredients and will run out daily (with your help).
